Delilah

Kiss

“What’s New Pussycat?”

He’ll be like, “Honk! Honk honk!”

“It’s Not Unusual”

Gosling will be explaining rap music to the audience.

It’s her saying she’s comfortable in her body even after all of the misogynistic comments she’s received about it after this recent kerfuffle. 

She’s been literally working her ass off

Finally! Somebody gets it.

Her Netflix special was the incredible hulk of the Netflix universe

You monster

It appears that is her dog in her arms and he is wearing a hot dog and bun backpack. What she is saying is guys have wieners and always looking to put them in buns and are basically dogs for doing so

But will her special be an official part of the Netflix Standup Special Cinematic Universe?

But remember folks, it was right of the media and general public to laugh it off when Donny Boy invited Russians to hack his opponent and applauded WikiLeaks for their part in doing the same. Conspiring to commit election fraud with a foreign power truly is the most hilarious of capital crimes.

...trying to figure out what the photo has to do with the message...

Well now I don’t know what to believe!

She got $20 million for some unfunny stinky pussy jokes? Jesus.

There you are, my stylishly coiffed friend.

Uh, second?

[sharts]