Les Rita Mitsouko or bust!

If you're going to give your kid a unique name make it interesting. Zappa had the right idea.

The Touch of Death!

I want who he's shaking hands with next to move behind him, twist his arm behind him, and put him in a headlock.

Can we start behaving like adults? Fucking hell.

SPOILERS for this season of GoT: Snape kills Dumbledore!

I need to give Jack Black props for substituting the phrase, 'Fuck my ass' in place of 'let me see' during that Tenacious D chicken nuggets skit. Still makes me laugh.

Fuck's a good word. Some uses I enjoy are 'fucky' e.g. 'This situation is fucky.' (fucked-up, weird, stupid) and 'thank fuck'.

I feel lucky - I don't have a lot of body hair. I can't imagine being super hairy.

Co-starring Garry Shandling

He's coming - whether you like it or not.

'Tell me about this best friend that you have.'
'His name is 'Jim'.'

I didn't mind this.

Cheep cheep cheep!

Really hoping Atlanta wins the comedy writing category.

Thanks for being so understanding. This never happens to me. This is so, um, unusual.

'My pen just exploded!'

Barb, those are my personal burgers!

Come. Be inside us. ;) ;) ;0 ;0 :0 ;)

This reminds me of one of our (Canada's) Prime Minister's, Lyon Mackenzie, who was into occult practice: communicating with the dead - dogs, historical figures - asking if his party would win in an election. Not exactly the same thing, but in the ballpark. Also, this is Trump, and Lyon was one of the greatest PMs in…