Had a weird thing with a Swiss woman I messaged (online) because she called 'Naked Lunch' (the book) her 'bible'. One of my people, I thought! We started talking and she told me I should come to Switzerland, live with her, and marry her so I could work and live there (it's Switzerland; it's not that easy), and she'd…

I don't understand either gender trimming body hair - any of it.

Gwen Stefani's feelin' hella good, so just keep on trampling.

Lasagna?

Hast das Hoff nicht auf!

I want chocolate in every orifice. Mr. Bigs! Kit Kats! Belgian Fudge! Every hole must be predicated by the words 'brown and sticky'.

A few members of my family are alcoholics/addicts (some recovered, some not). It's really, really fucked-up to experience/watch. My relationship with my mother is absolutely fucked because of it. Increase treatment resources, funds, etc. -

I seriously doubt snorting chocolate is bad for you.

It's a really alarming existentially-threatened ('reason' threatens metaphysics) antagonism which is related to, or derived into its ostensibly 'non-metaphysical' form from, I think, the usual anti-reason conviction (read: religion) manipulated by the right wing. I'm not speaking for all religious people, obviously -…

I'm not surprised by this assessment and wouldn't be surprised if it is accurate. Most reasonable intellectuals have been raising these same issues - those in the article and those related to what Chomsky has said, the valuistic implication behind calling the GOP the 'biggest threat' (that the values the GOP and…

'Funnel hamburger grease into my urethra.' - Steve Harwell

Don't forget his cat, Engineering Bay.

Make way! Make way for Gopher Lad!

Look out, Paul Newman! You're going DOWNTOWN.

Mmmm… look at that groovy, sauce-soaked wiener.

Hey, Arnold! What are you doing with that knife? Hey, Arnold? Arnold? No! Arnold!

I need it NOW.

'Bobby, I have a Green Day CD stuck in my urethra!'

It was definitely good. When I think about it a lot of scenes stand out - the dinner scene - which was quite funny - the flashback, that entire final sequence.

Yeah. That was super weird. I like the show, but it's got some issues, that among them - Kenny Powers' love interest seemed, you know, somewhere in his ballpark.