Very glad I live in Canada. This shit is frightening.

'Hey Bradley Cooper, I speak French too AND I don't MURDER WOMEN FOR SPORT.' - Rob Delaney

This has been my experience abroad, too. I was in Europe earlier this year and in Spain and Germany it was nonstop ripping on him. Loved it.

'Trump fixed everything in 4 months!' - Trump supporters

Not much! I'm doing a housesitting thing for a couple months, and I'm really enjoying the time by myself, so I'll probably just hang out and do my usual thing. Might pop down to the water to dig the fireworks. Feeling good about being Canadian!

He is! It's too bad, too. We grew up together, but he's become this piece of shit in adulthood. Egotistical, insecure, thinks Trump is great, thinks secret societies run everything; we don't line up ethically at all.

'Aw, man, I broke another Manssiere!' - The Rock

My oldest 'friend' (I've known him since I was 7 - so, over twenty years) says that all the time, still uses the word 'gay' to refer to something he thinks is 'stupid' or doesn't like, and calls women 'bitches' all the time. Pretty upsetting. I haven't really been in touch with him for a long time - occasionally we'll…

Nada! I'm Canadian. Canada Day is on July 1st! Which means I'll be spending a sweet, sweet July 1st alone, eating peanut butter and crying. #YOLO #KONY2012

'Your smile bigly good. Me pussy grab. Me is Trump. Me best.'

Livin' la vida Lowe-ca

All these famous bears have problems. Winnie's 'honey' addiction. Paddington ODing on 'marmalade'.

Probably the third-coolest bear after Winnie and Paddington.

Wait a minute… if we take the 't' and put it here, move the first 'g' there, and moved all the other letters around, hello, it almost looks like an arrow. Pointed at the AV Club!

Trump is into Jontron, if anything.

"But thaaaattt's my life!"

All we have to do now is stand outside, faces up, mouths open, and let the wieners slide on in.

I never watched the trailer! I knew nothing about it going in other than it was supposed to be bad! Here's my question: I saw the Spoiler Space article go up when the flick first came out - what was supposed to be the bigger plot development? I'm honestly curious! I'm presuming Henry dying.

I went out and saw 'The Book of Henry' today. I'd read comparisons to 'The Room'. Not the case. 'Henry' is obviously a professional movie - the magic going on in 'The Room' isn't at all present. That said, it's baffling to me it got a theatrical release, and it is often funny-bad. Tonally, it's all over the map. The…

The treasure was calling… FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.