- me every morning

What the fuck?

It's really frustrating to watch. I'm sure it's more frustrating if you're a citizen of the USA. I'm Canadian. Looking in, it's baffling - the state of the USA.

I will never, EVER understand how anyone thought, regardless values, voting for Trump was a good idea. I can't believe people are so stupid. It isn't about values, even, in his case - it's about common sense - which isn't, apparently, so common. The guy is such an obvious tool. Everyone knows it. He's annoying. He's…

For about a half-decade I thought that Aragorn was saying 'it's the beans' during that scene in the Two Towers where Gimli is explaining to Eowyn about female dwarves. For some reason I thought (Aragorn) was saying 'Gimli is saying all this crazy shit because he has eaten a bunch of beans today, and beans make him…

'Glued together' should never be the predicate of 'labia'.

Anything related to the act of romping is O-K in my book.

Did you see that?
Yeah.
What's Gbbo?
I figure it's some guy's name - some guy named Gbbo.

For too long the witches of British Columbia have lived under federal oppression. No more!

Am I Going insane is indeed wonky. The rest of that record rules, though. The first side is flawless. (I always get a kick out of Ozzy's 'suck meeeeee' in Megalomania)

I'm curious about that, too. I remember reading an interview with him a while ago where he said he swims in the morning and maintains a vegan (or something) diet.

You point, I punch.

I'm betting on a 'it was all a dream' kind of thing.

Utter an appropriate Simpsons quote.

A robot's asshole.

Bruce Willis has a bad case of Bruce Willis-face going on.

Dude, I WISH.

I just tried it and bust out laughing.

Second cousin! His kid is Def Leppard.

Years ago, I was riding in a car with a girl (edit: 'once' was here, originally) and we were talking about music, and I asked her if she liked Led Zeppelin, and she said, 'Yeah, I like him', and I was like, 'Oh, man'.