I've been eating a fuckload of unsweetened peanut butter and almond butter.

"I bet you can squeal like a pig, because you are one. Weeeeee!"

E.T. Built My Spaceship

I can't unsee this.

Fog is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

They're derivative and watered down to nothing. Their lyrics are cringeworthy. Chad Kroeger looks like a goof.

Someone find Chad's beard.

I liked this one more than last week's episode. I really enjoyed Stan getting around the police officer, who then broke down and cried. Just about every joke in this one landed (for me) - and just about every line, I think, was a joke. Stan telling Klaus he'd never had a Zagnut bar (isn't this a great name? It's a…

This man is beyond embarrassing.

The only 'Callum' worth a damn is Callum Keith Rennie!

Mine is 'Killed by Death'.

Finished 'Man Seeking Woman'. Watched Lynch's 'Blue Velvet', and Cronenberg's 'Dead Ringers'.

"ALL RESEARCH AND SUCCESSFUL DRUG POLICY SHOWS THAT TREATMENT SHOULD BE INCREASED! AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DECREASED WHILE ABOLISHING MANDATORY MINI-MUM SENTENCES!"

I think I'd place it in the middle of the pack. I liked it a lot, honestly. More than 'Basterds', and more than 'Django' (though I agree with others that 'Django' was more fun). I was expecting the same thing regarding Domergue, but maybe it's good, then, that Tarantino didn't give us that.

'Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?'

If spreading goblin cum on my bread is wrong, I don't want to be right.

'Man does not strive for happiness; only the Englishman does that.' - Friedrich Nietzsche

'2' is a number.

Thanks! I really need to change things up. I'm feeling more energized already. I'm focusing on cardiovascular exercise right now, and some basic muscle-building exercises, weighed and not. Cutting my high fat and sugar intake, and eating, you know, actual food, feels pretty great. Glad to hear you're seeing positive…

I remember it well/I was just about THREE/my dad said son what do you want to BE?/It didn't ring no bells but I said daddy/I'm a bit too young; what do you WANT FROM ME? *guitar riff