Duncan Hunter is 43, don’t drag millennials into this.

LiA - pretty legible! One panel too long, perhaps?

I’ll give both of them credit for at least having a punchline, given Clueless Hero and DoubleXP are still in the roster.

Penny Arcade coming in there with an obvious case of “we couldn’t think of a punchline that had anything to do with the game we’re discussing.”

Fucked up how you want people to lose jobs because you don’t like a thing

Glad I’m not the only one who does that. I don’t think the HD version has where you can, once you open up all the presents to find it, play as Sonic through Spring Valley in full 3D. Even though I opened up all the presents I’ll still fire up my Saturn and play it this season.

Are you just a sad, sad little man or something...This is why you’ve never amounted to shit.

Who cares if he laid off 800+ employees?

All those words and you still couldn’t offer any justification for Kotick (or any CEO) being paid that much. 

“Stop acting like nobody should ever suffer any adversity or misfortune in their life” said without a hint of irony by a guy getting really mad at the idea of CEOs making fewer millions of dollars. 

you would have to use lemon Pledge as mouthwash to polish knobs any harder

Studies also show that CEOs have actually very little influence on how well a company does, aside from one thing: Massively well paid CEOs actually perform worse, as do those that win awards...

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It’s been 15 fucking years of begging, 15 years of jokes, and memes, and whispers, and “leaked” scripts from Laidlaw that amounted to a whole lot of fuck all.

FYI you can play more than 1 game per headset

Jim Sterling often uses extremely offensive and vulgar, even sometimes sexual, language and performances to put across very valid arguments, which whilst not usually including specific developers themselves do in fact target specific companies and their execs, such as EA and Andrew “Android” Wilson. Taking the…

Man, there’s a bunch of dipshits in the comments essentially all crying “I don’t like protests when they’re inconvenient!”

its not a real apology, and you know it.

i.e. people who actually give a shit about free speech and calling out businesses for coddling a thin-skinned autocrat who’s afraid of his power slipping. Fuck off, dweeb

Translation: this affected our sales and stock price.