So where do the ascendant raisins fit into all of this? I demand celery lore

You might mock the K substitutions, but at this point I admire the commitment to the branding

Where the hell did Pitch Black go I fought for it goddammit

Why is Clueless Hero

Of course he ended up evil. Widow’s peak, those eyebrows, never stood a chance

After a few weeks, I still don’t understand the appeal of Clueless Hero

Is OG Game Fuel gone for good? I haven’t seen it since one of the Modern Warfare tie-ins. That stuff is canned Halo 3 nostalgia

So much of the Switch Lite is a step back from the 3DS in terms of portability, I honestly don't see how it won't just walk the same path the Vita did

Kinda defeats the name “Switch"

Certainly is the second-most Teenage Engineering-looking thing I’ve ever seen

Blaze the Cat is the best part of every game she’s in, which would explain Forces

We have a Rio 2016 unit at the arcade I work at. Fun game, but the cabinet is a maintenance nightmare

I know it’s probably an unpopular opinion about the Vita, but I always thought Gravity Rush was hugely overrated. It was the first game I played on the Vita and after completing it I promptly forgot everything about it

I stopped right around the first anniversary event because of how shitty the community was. In the hundreds of hours I had across ~11 heroes, I had maybe two positive experiences to show for it. Everyone, teammate or opponent, wants you to play their way and for their sake (and the Twitch viewers they are whoring…

Friendly reminder that, as of Peace Walker, Big Boss still believes in Santa

I want to eat Tobacco's heart and gain his talent

Never really understood “tryhard” as an insult. Are you not supposed to try? Is it only okay to play games if you already have a natural aptitude for it, and should be ridiculed if it takes effort to succeed? Or am I missing some deeper context here?

I know, but I think the guest writing is 100% in line with the quality of the native strips. It’s actually a pretty impressive pastiche 

Appropriately enough, I see it as sort of the Garfield of gaming webcomics, both in terms of art quality, writing, originality, and merchandising potential

So people were actually begging for GaMERCaT to be included each week?