I don’t understand the worshiping of either of them that goes on. Rihanna drives me up a wall with her personality and always comes off as petulant and entitled to me. Beyoncé has some great songs and is obviously talented, but I definitely think she’s overrated as well. Something about both their attitudes just…

Beyonce is overrated, surely.

Megan Fox had two kids during her period of peak hotness/Hollywood’s interest? With the guy from Beverly Hills 90210? What the fuck, girl?

The thing is, Julianna Margulies is the star of the show. The other thing is, exactly zero people like Julianna Margulies more than Archie Panjabi. I wish Julianna Marguiles the best, but I truly and honestly hope that Julianna Marguelies understands that she will always be second best.

I got married there!

Salma Hayek and a pile of puppies is pretty close to my idea of heaven.

Maybe don’t call a place populated mostly by poor minorities and which has been reeling from the decimation of the manufacturing business and white flight ‘the butthole of America’. I take it that you drove through in your Landrover and decided the view wasn’t to your liking and you hustled home to Greenwich, CT.

Thats because all she makes are try-hard Oscar bait films. You can smell the desperation to grab that Oscar on her.

ok, i don’t buy it, he doesn’t fit this writing role

legitimately thought this was a whale a first glance

Girl, even current Doug Pitt is hotter than current Brad Pitt.

It’s a test, kinda-sorta like the Bechdel test. If your main female character could be replaced by a sexy lamp, you’ve got a poorly written female character.

Jesus Christ Kelly.

Or as someone I know once said, “Your worst nightmare. White trash with money.”

They consumed more money on their TV show in the form of burritos than I’ll make lifetime. They’re PWT without the P.

Well heeled? I’d say Kelly and her entire family are the epitome of white trash. The only reason she can look down on toilet cleaners is that noise, some call it music, that her father makes.

“I will take responsibility for my poor choice of words but I will not apologize for being a racist as I am NOT.”

Oh, God, this is making me think about whatever poor soul actually does have to scrub Donald Trump’s toilet.

Forget sending Latino’s home. We need to send the Osburne’s home. We have enough native born stupid here - we don’t need them stinking up the place anymore.

Giuliana is settling in with some popcorn right about now.