Man snorts cocaine in Miami.

Dolphins are known for their blowholes...

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

“...forcing one woman to watch while he ejaculated into a potted plant.”

Does it seem odd that there’s a lot of news happening for a Sunday? This, plus Trump’s ludicrous immigration demands, the Nazis are back in Virginia (and we’re just super stoked about that), Corker calling a spade a spade re: the toddler in chief, and oh yeah another fucking hurricane made landfall today.

Mirimax has a very strict policy against being caught and publicly shamed for sexual harassment and assault. And this week he violated that policy.

As I said mere seconds ago in the other post, I love that the two claiming to be October Ready are by far the least so in the entire picture.

I went to a high school in a really, really wealthy suburb (my family was really, really unwealthy), and there was a type of rich boy, all of them trust fund brats, sort of the Midwestern, North Shore equivalent of Diaper Don. They all had expensive cars and shitty attitudes. When I was young, I hated and feared them.…

I must relate my favorite Axe ad “experience.” I was at a packed screening of one of the X-Men movies (don’t ask.) The audience ratio of men to women was about 25:1. A few were in costume. Ho hum, a few ads come on, and then one for Axe. A woman is pissed. It’s pouring outside and she can’t get in touch with her date…

Yes to all of this.

First off: India, you fucking rock, and fuck anybody who says otherwise. You’re braver than most people twice your age.

Sorry, I just needed a little levity today.

Forget it, he’s rolling.

It was definitely a planned publicity stunt. Conservative estimates are that it cost taxpayers about $500,000 for this tantrum. That’s a lot of rolls of paper towels for hurricane victims.

Unilever is the fucking worst. At the height of their shitty Axe ads (remember animalistic women in string bikinis running at a man after he sprayed that garbage on himself, or women pole dancing against a waterpipe because they can smell a man showering with Axe?), they took advantage of women’s and girls’…

You’d be surprised. Soap does one thing, cleans skin. They’re basically all the exact same product so this is the type of shit companies resort to in order to stand out and differentiate. It’s basically how advertising was born.

How hard is it to sell soap? Good lord.

“I left today’s Colts game because @POTUS and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem.”

India is fucking awesome and braver than I would’ve been at her age. The fact that they tried to expel herfor sitting is the whole reason she’s sitting.

We settled this freaking 70+ years ago - you can’t expel students for not saying the pledge or otherwise acknowledging the flag(West Virginia v. Barnette) . You can’t expel or threaten students for taking peaceful, non-disruptive of class purpose/learning protests like silent actions/arm bands (Tinker v. Des Moines).…