AKA- Pinkeye Challenge

Something, something, teen trends getting shittier.

Racism? In Missouri? You don’t say.

“Pryor needs to learn that words like that are simply terms of pride and endearment.”

I’m just floored and saddened that someone at a Redskins game would use a racial slur.

That looks like the worst group ever

Like I said yesterday, what the NRA brings the Republican Party is a lot more valuable than money. The Republican Party has got plenty of money. What they need, and what the NRA delivers, is millions of fanatic, one-issue voters.

Hopefully, Goopeth & her Psychic Vampire Repellent will be in the crosshairs soon. Get a load of this ingredient list (emphasis added):

Thoughts and prayers are easier and cheaper to come by than love.

I may be living in a liberal bubble, but it truly befuddles me that anyone, at this point, thinks he is doing a good/fine/satisfactory/amazing job. Fuck partisanship. Fuck Paul Ryan, fuck the Trump Base, and double fuck Mitch McConnell and his anthropomorphic turtle characteristics for stealing a god damn SCOTUS seat.

Fucking dollar store shit. The great deal maker couldn’t get a Koch owned paper towel company to kick in some boxes?

I choose to believe that there is a rip in the time-space continuum, and I must improve the lives of complete strangers before I can return to my original timeline where President Syracuse Mascot never happens . It’s kinda like Quantum Leap, but with a lot more drinking.

It’s a relatively small and banal part of the job, and it pales in comparison to all the other ways he sucks, but the way he responds to these disasters is sickening to me. That an adult human cannot suppress the reflex to engage in superfluous praise (mostly of himself) to focus on victims of a disaster is…

Bullshit. Obama would never be classless enough to do shit like this. trump is a fucking disgrace. He’s America’s swampy grundle.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

nothing but respect for my president