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Well, I don’t go out of my way to watch Indiana basketball, so in-game stuff is mostly from watching his team play Wisconsin once or twice a year. But off the top of my head?

You really have to be hard on the kids who are star players and come from broken homes. These guys only get by on athleticism and are only here to play basketball. Coaches need to teach them respect and publiclly berate and humilate them when they commit capital offenses like throwing a lob at the end of a game. I bet

Crean will never be a winner like Coach K. You’re supposed to tolerate douchebaggery from your own players and publicly lecture your opponents. No wonder Indiana is stuck in a garbage conference with the likes of Rutgers.

The NCAA: Where a fifty year old man, making more than $3,000,000 a year can yell at an unpaid laborer for trying to have some fun and get’s lauded for his tough character building!
Can’t see why young players would forego this experience to enter a draft early.

is the only appeal of college basketball watching old white men screaming at young black men? because unless you’re into stuff like that I’m not sure what else there is

#woke

You’re renting your TV from a different Aaron.

A wise man, by the name of Geoffrey (or Jeffrey as you would say in your side of the pond) once offered this timeless observation, “If you have a working TV on top of a non-working TV, you might be a redneck”

And he only had 5 more payments to go.

You would be pissed too if you had a head coach who, for what seems like the umpteenth time in his career, had his team run a 4th-quarter drive that took longer than 7 minutes while losing by more than 7 points and then kick-off deep while trailing with less than 3 minutes remaining and holding only one timeout.

They *say* they don’t want their backfield penetrated, but they’re sending mixed signals. Blurred sidelines, if you will.

You might have to settle for Big Ben forcing himself on the Pats defense.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Andy Reid doesn’t have timeouts to waste on concussions. He has to save them to waste on incompetence.

The clock management in this one was positively Reidian.

Further proof the ACA is far better than ObamaCare....

They’re not on speaking terms.

Is it me or were the commentators giving Aaron Rodgers a blowie the whole game?

Aaron never got over the snub of not being birthed first.