Jared Cook bobbled that ball. That is all.

I need to know this. #Breadghazi

Or one of the Coreys.

Ritchie Valens.

F5? Savage. F4 or GTFO.

Because he’s black, amirite?

Fuck Kevin Hart with Barbie’s dildo.

I bet not one of them brought sunscreen. #MamaTried

His glasses have no lenses, yet cost $5,000.

Laura Bush killed a guy.

This is how you kinja, bitches.

I am logging off to go play Risk.

Shaq does not look like the type of man who passes up free meals.

The shocker is the pinkie.

Keep up the good work, Moskovitz.

So are we talking Phillips’ head on Ware’s body? I’m up for that. The head says business, but the body says PARTY!

Or worse, Chechnyan.

I love that America has given everyone a license to throw a hissy fit when their preferred candidate loses. I’m still pissed after voting for Bernie (See: candidate, viable). Where can I throw my fit?

Being blown up by a nuclear fucking weapon is underrated.

That was fun.