I know a Quin Noah. Close enough?

My hypothetical never-gonna-happen daughter will be named Chainsaw.

Glad to see the name of my future daughter, Fitzsandra, has yet to make a dent.

I’m holding out for Gytha.

Esme is the name of Granny Weatherwax and I demand you take your sinful wrongwords back.

If this guy is a protestor, Carly Fiorina is a presidential candidate.

Jesus, Carly. What are you willing to say? What are you willing to espouse? Do you have any soul left at all?

To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…

Way to fling this at Black Lives Matter.

To steal from The Onion’s TV show, she’ll be tried as a black man.

Of course. We are all about justice here in the U.S. Totes.

Absolutely. No question.

I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?

... so your boyfriend sounds exactly like me, and you just shamed me into cleaning my clothes up off the floor. thanks, i guess?

Can I get a tidier boyfriend at Ikea? That might also be a godsend.

Jane Marie! Shut your face - this Bow Pillow is AMAZING.

You know what? I think he actually was. From the minute this guy threw his hat into the ring I never thought he had the slightest interest in being president, he just wanted some attention to sell some books and get his name out there again. And I honestly think he never intended for it to go this far, and now he’s…

There are Trump speech truthers? Hahaha, that is precious.

I *love* that his supporters don’t believe reporters who were there OR actual video footage.

Yes, but trans women and WOC are treated like this EVERY FUCKING WHERE and it’s disingenuous to pretend like it’s the product of some some scary Midwestern state or like that state is the only place it’s happening, when it is literally occurring everywhere and these women don’t have a safe place at all, even in places…