SOMEBODY'S GOING TO GET HURT

I'm scandalized that there aren't a dozen shirtless Taylor Kitsch gifs. (I don't know how to make them…)

I know if Tammie Taylor were still principal, none of this would be happening.

I'm pretty sure I had no idea what a lap dance was when I was in middle school. (There was no internet back then.)

Whatever she has had done, everyone should do it.

So… do post menopausal women cease to be creative?