Have him paint this

Yeah definitely. All the Porsche owners I know love doing things manually.

I saw this and thought

THANK YOU!

Dear Dealership,

No dealer will accept an Escort as a straight trade for a C7 Z06, unless it's an RS Cosworth.

They also double as a table.

Driving way faster than you should in terrible conditions because you think your AWD car makes you invincible.

Believe that because you have AWD or 4WD you can do this:

I'm here for the hate of the Korean brands. I expect the anti-Hyundai/KIA comments to be amusing.