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Firstly, I’m impressed these actually ARE people off the streets. So you know, well done (because they look made-up, generally speaking).

Love this beast! I’m just gonna leave these here...

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

“The car, according to Blue Ribbon News, was donated to the Genesis Center by a local resident battling cancer:

As promised in the Facebook post, Toyota of Rockwall later announced that Rebecca Rawl has indeed sold the car, to a gentleman named Daniel Rawlz.

(Read in Seinfeld voice) I mean what is the deal with all the shifts? They just shift and shift. How many gears do these guys have?

Looks like he wasn’t quite the traveling Salsman.

Good.

“At Farmers, we’ve seen everything.”

“I bought an Alfa Romeo Giulia for $250!” - A David Tracy article, probably

Just buy a damn Golf R man.

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

It’s almost like all the camera phones create an EMP that disrupts the cars computers and forces the traction control settings, brakes and accelerator to all malfunction at once.

*sexy frog

WOW! Amazing! It looks exactly like every previous Wrangler for the last 40 years! How audacious and innovative! Glad to see the American auto industry is really pushing the limits!

I’m not trying to be a shit disturber or anything. But is there actually any real difference in the look?

I liked Top Gear USA.

I’m going to go on record with this. I didn’t mind the ‘original’ American incarnation, once they’d gotten rid of the stupid studio segments (which are shit in the UK version too by the way) I thought it was a great way to spend an hour.

Cars movies are like Jason Torchinsky articles - you just have to embrace the insanity and ride it out.