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    My first car was a '95 Probe SE. I loved the way it looked except for the "seafoam green" color. I still do. I miss those pop-up headlights. (pic for reference - not my old car)

    Isn't this how literally all sponsored cars are created? The "body" is just an elaborate vendor badge.

    I have never seen a Mitsubishi Mirage in the wild. Not once.

    Is it a rule, now that all athletic shoes must be some obnoxious fluorescent color?

    I was on board until "Your room is all lit up like it's early afternoon on a weekend. ". I don't think my wife (who doesn't get up at 5am) would like that.

    Looks much more balanced than the new F56 - Much like the current Clubman vs the R56. I like it.

    This is just like the Nostromo, etc as people said. But if they can make this WIRELESS, I'd be all over it. I game on an HTPC, and dealing with wires sucks.

    I'm sorry but I thought this was Col Sanders at first.

    I fucking love McNuggets

    Are those.. tribal tattoos?

    The extended wheelbase means more legroom in this five-seater than what the larger Countryman has to offer, but the rest is pretty much standard 2015 Cooper stuff. The base model will have a 1.5 three-cylinder turbo engine, and while some of you might like cars of this kind, the four-door Cooper most likely won't make

    I look at ECO mode as Wife-mode. Soon as my wife is out of the car, click it back to Sport mode.

    Weed kills

    Now playing

    It's got to be Antichrist. That movie still haunts my thoughts.

    This car is a joke - and I love MINI. I drive and obsess over my Clubman everyday. The only reason the Countryman exists is for "regular" people looking for something "more practical", and it's been very successful for the brand. This car was built for... I really don't know who. To this day, I think MINI sold a total

    Well it does have stuff guys like..

    ..

    Rims.


    Yes - but it was caused by driving a Nissan Rogue.

    Where have I seen that face? 

    Can't say I'm surprised. They will most likely show it off at E3.

    These are all terrible. I expected no less coming from 99designs.