MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Truthfully I fast forward through Goss's Garage. The man annoys me and reminds me of a hamster.

Wow this show hasn't changed AT ALL. I still watch it every week.

Unfortunately I searched for MINI Cooper truck and found this. I apologize.

This is big news to.. that one somewhat rich guy cross-shopping this with the Evoque. I just hope they don't decide to bring back the "MINI Coupe Utility".

It can only be described as "lumpy".

The new MINI Cooper (F56) will probably be big news too. Totally new platform, totally new engine, completely redesigned. First time since 2006.

My thoughts exactly. But I didn't want to start an Android fanboy rampage.

So she deserved it? Is that what you're saying?

My first reaction: WTF is MOBA?! Seriously is it that hard to type Multiplayer Online Battle Arena. Hell just type it after the first MOBA so normal people can understand what you're saying.

It's times like this when I'm ashamed to be a gamer. Must we nitpick everything? It's just a game cover. Go get some Mountain Dew: Code Red and a bag of Doritos and get over it.

Starring Daniel Craig as Link.

Dead simple yet instantly recognizable

So people will find him more apPEELing

I like how his whole head turns red when he realizes what he's done.

All things considered, it does seem to have features that guys like. Like rims.

Hmmm so should you buy this.. or a Porsche.

Now that's how you do viral marketing. Well played.

Fine but rename it "SMALL ASS DICKS"

Oh Apple will pay..