@Salome Valentine: Shouldn't this comment be delivered by somebody else with a star?

@Nun Shall Pass: To be fair: Deadspin does like boobs about as much as sports, if not more so.

Cross-posted to Deadspin right off the bat? Fantastic...

@quatrevingtquatre: Hey... don't blame us sane dudes because you were misguided enough to have gone into a frat basement! I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.

@G.O.B.: Come on!: [deadspin.com]

@5dollarshake: It did in fact, and it's an interesting story. Their downfall came when they finally started moving into the realm of A-List (at the time) actors. They paid an outrageous fee to sign on Dustin Hoffman for a movie (an adaption of the Elmore Leonard novel, LaBrava), at the time it was billed as the…

@5dollarshake: Yeah, and at the time, most of those actors were warned not to be in the film (despite the fact that the screenplay was very well liked in Hollywood) because of the stigma of porn. And that was with a promising, intelligent, filmmaker who had one fantastic feature under his belt and was clearly…

@Hortense: These guys are creeps. I imagine as soon as they officially signed her on, they printed up posters to help pre sell international rights. Cannon Films in the 80's were legendary for this. They'd sign up a star (Chuck Norris variety) for a film concept before even knowing exactly what the film was. Then…

@Hortense: They might initially have a different take, but it doesn't bode well that the film is being directed by a virtual unknown with one awful film to his credit, and produced by a hack known (if that) for straight to video horror-porn shlock and an upcoming reality teevee project about Michael Vick. Not exactly…

@Dandy Koufax: Ahhhh. Nice. You Deadspinners aren't as bad as they teach us you are at Gawker. Next thing you know I'll find out Al-Qaeda throw really rad Cinco de Mayo parties.

@Dandy Koufax: Wait. Is this a sports meme or a one off? I love this version of "Don't Do It."

@sweetpiece of fluff: Interesting... haha

@sweetpiece of fluff: I've worked in film marketing at various points in my life. It's a funny world.

@sweetpiece of fluff: Indeed. And I know a handful of those people. Haha.

@miss_roxxan: The problem is actually that far too many people review them.

I heard Mel Gibson was just arrested again. He flew into a rage when at a 7-11 after opening this issue and realizing that he misread "Surgery" on the cover for "Sugary."

Oh Scott... what should my hypothetical sister hypothetically think about my mom being pro-choice?

@sweet cuppin' cakes needs coffee: Nope! Virgin Mobile, Miracle Whip, and Polaroid loved it too!

@Kitten_Witawip: Weird... the first shot I get shows he's already been arrested: