@femme-bot: Why oh why did I have to be raised atheist... what else did I miss out on!??!?!

I wish I had known about this over Thanksgiving so I could get my father in law's opinion about the sex appeal of his various daughters...

@keldo: That contest has beaten me down for years. I also remember an article by Roger Ebert about him never being a finalist despite entering religiously for decades.

@Lady Skittlehattington: Works for me!

@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Duly noted. Could you sign your alter ego up on jdate for me?

Hmmm... Usually "Gun & Doll" shows are meant to split down gender lines, but clearly she had time to hit both up...

In my experience I enjoy Jewish women so I can call out both their given name and Hebrew name during sex. Makes it feel like a threesome every night.

@femme-bot: I'd guess they'd be willing to give up Harvard educated if it comes to that...

@cinematheques: I'd be SUPER happy with an island. And there wouldn't be any press, photographers or cops there.

@foregoneconclusion, battles the pink robots: To an extent I see what you're saying, but it seems like about 99% ARE assuming this is a domestic angle, despite what the cover up story was... so where does that leave us?

@Penny: I know they make $50s, which are just as pointless...

@shellsbells: Yes... but... Mary Todd Lincoln was a fashion whore spendthrift... it all ties in!

@lodown: No, I get your point. And I would agree it's chicken-egg... except for the fact that there ARE some quality movies made every year, and by and large people aren't beating down doors to see them. Sure, all things aren't equal and Transformers has a huge marketing budget that absolutely blankets humanity. But…

@lodown: I would imagine there are plenty of people who are capable of writing interesting, nuanced roles for female (or male) actors at any age. But until anybody shows any interest in seeing movies like that we're pretty much fucked. It's all well and good to celebrate Precious doing shockingly well (especially…

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@sayah: Yep. I lack the maturity to get past that either...

@OldManRiver: Guess what? You're NEVER the only person who doesn't like something. In fact, you're firmly in the majority.

@BitingThrough: Exactly like that. I believe at that point her breasts had gravitational pull of their own. You could actually land a small ship on them and walk, plant a flag or golf.

@Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I guess I just don't know what you're getting at. Even the first few seasons had plenty of awful moments. And the Doumanian and Ebersol years were essentially trainwrecks aside from the pure luck discovery of Eddie Murphy. Try watching 81-87. Aside from a few Murphy moments during the start of…

@MegiEr: Pretty thick. And I'm sure he'd be quick to tell you that his beard hurts. Or that his beeyardd hoourts.