I own a gun. My family had zero guns. I fully support a woman’s right to choose. I also happen to be the only law enforcement officer in my family. I’m also a liberal democrat. Don’t make generalizations. 

Bonnaroo eh?

That only worked for the underpants gnomes

Well honestly Trump has been showing the world his ass for so long now, someone was bound to love it

I’ve only ever been un-greyed on Deadspin, which I guess doesn’t bode well for me at the new only website I read

They’d be Deadspin-ing in their graves wouldn’t they?

RIP Gawkerverse. You will be missed. Thank you Katie. You were more than we ever deserved 

Deadspin sucks now.

Wow. They’re going to take away our pages

So much this! Thank you as a former loyal Deadspinner. I hope I speak for the rest of the commentariat when I say we appreciate all of the support we have received from the remaining Gawker commentariats.

As a loyal Deadspinner, I thought we would make it to 2020... I’m always willing to admit when I’m wrong, I just feel like I’ve lost a good friend...

Deadspin is dead. Long live Deadspin. 

Whoops. My favorite website has been killed because management wouldn’t leave its best website alone and now we have no wonderful cesspool to call home anymore. I was kidding in my first post. I love this website and am absolutely gutted that it’s gone.

What’s it like to be wrong Magary?! You should lose your job for leaving Reese’s Puffs off the list you Communist. 

Comments are back! Fuck yes! And fuck the people who caused the mass exodus from Deadspin. You suits are ruining one of the greatest websites on the internet for nothing but money. You have no journalistic integrity and no vision beyond the bottom line. Long live Deadspin.

Comments are back!!!!

And you just gave avid Deadspin reader Donald Trump the idea!

Natty Ice is for pussies.

Came here for this 

Polar.