As soon as I read “upstate NY college town” I said yup, Tip Hill, I used to deliver beer to Coleman’s and Blarney so that explains my guesses and the duplexes just gave it away haha

Coleman’s? Blarney Stone? Anywhere on Tip Hill?

Such an underrated post

Get well Drew. I need more dad jokes and other assorted baffonery 

Marchman Lives!

I would pay $5 to have you record a video telling Roger Goodell to fuck his fist

This is amazing Kinja

Grits with Franks Red Hot and bitter was my downfall 

Duh! How else would I have learned multiple times that they’re a “supertaster”. Now I feel terrible about myself for only being a “cis-taster”, I suck for being able to swallow zucchini

“Got-dang snowflakes and their gosh-durn political correctinus!”

For the love of god don’t let him keep going until 2020. 

Glorious bastard +1

Woooooooooosh

To be fair it was another wealthy American that he helped. That wasn’t a Tercel that crashed...

Childhood friend of Paul Pabst from the Dan Patrick Show

Sarcasm is tough online isn’t it? So is understanding Bull Durham quotes. 

I think baseball is a complex game...

I fucking hate this guy but I’m a little suspicious of what someone says happened when they decide to only record part of an interaction 

Line crossed.

Did that fucking shitbag name drop the good Wagner?! Fuck that you leave L-Wags out of your tiny dick pissing match