Ask Bill Cosby, he’s not in prison right?

“Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando? No, he got rich playing in LA! Do you know how much he makes now?”

Where’s the video? I didnt see this live

Brian! From accounting!

Just a constructive heads up, I thought they were skiing

Still works in 2018

I think I got a bad box. Usually perfect with those...

Wendy’s is shit. Fuck Wendy’s. Except fuck McDonald’s more. And Burger King. Fuck them too. And fuck Subway. And fuck Chili’s. And fuck Applebee’s too. And fuck Extra Toasted Cheez It, they’re way too toasted.

Dude. Fuck yeah. Sports!

Just say North Korea comrade

Totally worth the payoff

Edited.

1) Hit by a car

Boooooooooooooooo

Get fucked IOC. Oh wait, you’ve already let enough of that happen lately

I’m a fucking homer but, I live in Upstate New York now but I grew up near Lewisburg PA and I just love seeing stories about Bucknell doing something hard and in a short period of time. There, I got in the mandatory Deadspin dick joke

Oh my stahhs *fans face with lace hand fan*

Wish I’d commented earlier so I could say “called it”

Goddamnit. Take a fucking cab.

Going out on a limb by saying this, but, Clay Travis is an asshole