HAHAHAHAHA!

Goddamn. This hit me hard. I loved The Cranberries growing up, Linger man, it was my first real girlfriend and mines’s song and it still chokes me up to this day. Shit, when it came on in Click?! Get right out of here. Tears. Donezo.

Kid’s got the yips

I hereby nominate Tim Marchman for Deadspin HOF Class of 2018

That would have been AJ over at Gawker, Tommy was keeping us in line over here

I thought that was Daulerio?

Truth.

GODDAMN I LOVE TYRA!

Need something to take the edge off that salt?

Like I said, it’s tough to sit here and have to defend the actions taken by the New York State government, I disagree with many of their decisions in so far as the DOCCS. I only brought up the libraries and such because I was hoping maybe the author would read the comment and realize, ‘hey this might actually be…

By the way, thanks for being respectful in this discussion. It’s not easy being on the other side, trying to defend the State of New York (something I hate doing) but the vendor system helps keep inmates, civilian staff, and security staff safer. It’s a good idea, I understand the frustration with the idea because of…

Attempted edit:

You know we have libraries right?

I should’ve stuck with my initial response in that it’s on the vendors to offer better and more choices of books, not the state. Sadly the move to vendor only has been in the works for a while. The beginning of the documentary “Breaking The Cycle” on Netflix discusses the change in package/allowable items policy.

So you did read the directive? I shall ask you to look at Attachment A, page A-6 at the bottom regarding books, magazines, and periodicals. What restrictions are placed on books besides “close security inspection”?

Fuck it. I was going to defend 4911A because it’s a great fucking idea that helps keep everyone safer. But I’ll get torn apart on here because no one will actually read the directive. Can lids. That’s all I’m going to say. Don’t google “a buck fifty prison”

Cut back on my drinking. I’ve noticed it seriously affecting my life and want to cut back. It’s pretty embarrassing in my family of super repressed Protestants that I have a drinking problem so my support system is next to nil.

I mean not just Dick Vermeil, that guy in Seattle seems to have done alright in his return. What’s his name again...

He’s just trying to help out with their jelly fish stings

I mean, at least that stadium had seen it before