Nice

Sadly approved Deadspin commenter is my biggest accomplishment as well

That’s a great goddamn point. I think I’ve just melded the two together after all this time

“The Sox are dangerous, but their pitching staff doesn’t have the stuff to get the job done this year”

Oh man, a whole 8 page paper? Get right out of town! That’s incredibly cruel to the Eligibility Advisor who had to write those.

Oh by the way, fuck you

This is an approved commenter. Fuck me

A draw is like banging your sister, the job gets done, but is anyone really satisfied?

How the fuck did the white guys doing security miss THAT one? It is Boston after all

Re“moved” from the stadium? Or just to a different section?

You forgot “getting hit by a car (tropical storm)“

Your mom

I made one fucking shitty joke and fucking Thompson takes it away. Fuck Chris Thompson

Fuck it, I lost it before I posted that

And how the fuck did I lose approved commenter status? This is bullshit

You know it’s “dong” but deadspin isn’t what it used to be

Needless to say, this Su’a cks. I’ll see myself out

So?

So?

Shouldn’t this be a damn Marchman post?