I don’t get the joke

Gerry Davis is a sensitive penis

Oh and thanks for getting the goddamn Beach Boys stuck in my head that early in the day

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

But you forget that they were playing at the famed “Estadio National de Curba”

Yeah I was more going for the mental image and sound of the teeth scraping across concrete than I was going for accuracy of what the move was called. But thanks for correcting me! Much appreciated

Wait, what the hell are you talking about

Clay Travis is a race baiting moron.

Wait, we’re glossing over the rod thing here, explanation por favor?

How Jozy didn’t American History X that guy after he flopped is beyond me. But the only thing I thought after seeing Jozy standing over him was, please stomp the life out of that guy

Wow +1

When you’re a dumb ass college kid working JV games for beer money, you don’t really know what you’re doing. Or how to properly be set up. Let’s just say my training was so much training as much as it was, “here, go work this game” and “you’re new so you do the plate” foul ball comes in, you instinctively duck and,…

How many beers before hitting post on this?

I’m a college/ high school umpire so I’m not on his level, but I’ve been a hockey mask guy for the last 10 years. The face mask/hat combo is way more comfortable but I couldn’t tell you the number of foul balls I’ve taken off my helmet that would’ve hit my unprotected skull if I used that set up. I feel like sometimes…

He should’ve immediately left the game. This is crazy that no one said that he needed medical attention. He took a BASEBALL BAT to the head. Not a fruit fly. A BASEBALL BAT.

I try (takes a bow)

Pretty unLucky if you ask me

Fuck you again