I love this so much

I see your sarcasm and raise you some... that was funny

Pot, meet kettle, I believe you two may be acquainted

Ahhh the ol’ Shaggy defense. If only “it wasn’t me” worked that way with the ex.

Sadly the employer would frown on that at the moment, but when the end of today comes, fear not! The bender shall continue!

I just...

Fucking fantastic! +1 to you!

Shut it down, we’re done here

Yup. As Dan Patrick called his dad, “the Kardashian of basketball”

Good choice

Stolen Dragon Bones! Arrest him!(or pay your bounty)

I love you

I work for a beer distributor, you tell me!

When are we getting another Foodspin? I need that to make it seem like I can cook and have a laugh while I do it

I used to work for Penn State, and this is not OK, not OK at all, the University needs to just leave this family in the past and I’m tired of seeing this guy pop up.

Sorry friend-o I’m from Pennsylvania originally (although I got smart and left), and hearing that fake ad and thinking it was Hunt’s was amazing

I could say outlandish shit in the media too what could happen to me? Could I become... President?

I swear to god, it took me 3 times hearing the fake live read to not hear the ketchup company as “Hunt’s” since Hunt’s is shit and Heinz is obviously the best ketchup made

Gracias!

Barry, we’ve been over this, he’s “So Much More Than Magnificent Dongs” fixed it for you