I saw running... no kicking

This is a bad take. Michael Che is hilarious, and Colin Jost is pretty good. They work well together, because Che is so good at making fun of Jost. The rest of SNL is pretty decent, a lot better than in recent years.

Okay, I fucking deserved that.

whatever Kenan is getting paid, its not enough.

Okay, I fucking deserved that.

Is that you, Bill Simmons?

Kenan Thompson is so consistently funny you sometimes forget how good he is. He’s great at being the lead character in a sketch and he can also show up as a side character and steal the scene.

If you have “Everything” or “Settings” turned on in Chrome’s “Advanced sync settings menu,” then yes.

Does this sync across all computers on which I’m signed into Chrome?

Okay, not only is this amazing, but in going through my settings, I saw that LastPass added itself into it too and I save a click now launching lastpass sites!

Shut it down.

A very well-earned lawsuit. I remember high school football in Houston, where the coaches would hit us with 2x4's (on the pads, but still), have us practice in 100+ degree weather regularly, and give us limited water breaks (because water ain’t good for no footbaw players). The minuscule amount of concern many ADULT…

But but but team building! Its not like anyone could have seen that a training routine for navy seals would get a teenager killed. Navy seals training is totally safe for all! And all these young men will be stronger for the experience anyway, harder tougher warriors.

This isn’t fucking Rocky IV. Jesus Christ. This school’s gonna have a major lawsuit on its hands.

the ultimate log off

It’s a little bit different for Greek houses. House directors are usually real adults who live in-house mostly for liability reasons. My fraternity’s house director was a 70 year old woman who was mostly there to make sure we didn’t burn the place down.

In case you have forgotten, things that are the worst:

In true form, he didn’t want to ruin anyone’s weekend.