Cop here. 41. White. I don’t look like that. But you aren’t wrong.

Your comment reminded me of watching a buddy’s baseball game when I was in high school. One of his coaches got tossed for the same reason, and he was so mad that his parting words to the umpire were “no one will be sad when you die!”

Were you out all fucking night?

I used to umpire back when I was younger and I understand where he’s coming from, so I’m taking the umps side. he’s acting like an adult toddler.

Were you out all fucking night?

+100% overlap Venn diagram

Little looks like every single white cop under 40.

Best Rickey story of all time is him framing an uncashed $1 million check, causing an enormous panic in the A’s accounting department when it came time to reconcile the books.

Cavaliers fans have nothing to worry about; the most foolproof strategy in NBA team-building is “Do what the Denver Nuggets did.”

Eh, I don’t give McCain much credit for this, and I doubt it was intentional. But this actually better than if the MTP failed. If that had failed, they might have gone back to the drawing board, and this process might still be getting dragged out. By letting the votes play out, with all 3 options failing on recorded…

Fucking thank you.

Wresting is a good metaphor for this bullshit bit of theater. McCain could have effectively done exactly what he did last night on Tuesday afternoon, but he decided to do a swerve to generate good heat and then do a classic double-cross, and the marks go crazy. The problem is that this isn’t professional wrestling and…

McCain 3:16 says you can’t whip enough votes!

Schumer over there, leaned back, grinning ear-to-ear and Mitch can’t even bring himself to look in his direction as he passes by.

Well, since he did something useful...there is only one thing to say then:

While we breath a sigh of relief, let’s not forget that the reason the GOP plan failed was only because they couldn’t decide between somewhat fucking everyone over and totally fucking everyone over.

No one ever expects the Heel-Face Turn.

It’s about to be a two for one!

God, Mitch takes that big fat L right in his fucking face.