If The Wire taught me anything, that’s a burner, he’s dealing drugs or Eastern European hookers, and Omar is going to kill him. Fingers crossed!

Fan behind Loria: What a fucking snake.

I’m surprised he even found a new flip phone. I bet he stole it out of the donation bin for the local battered women’s shelter.

That’s a burner. So Miami doesn’t find out about the cities he’s screwing on the side

Mistress/side piece phone.

I still kinda like flip phones. Am I weird?

That is SOP for all criminal defense attorney, irrespective of race. You are a white meth-head on trial, cut your hair and wear a long sleeve collared shirt and tie to cover up the tattoo sleeves and neck tattoos. If there is any media in the case, only show pictures from your mom when you were a young man and…

But have you seen JaMarcus Russell’s hair (or lack thereof) and Roland McClain’s hair?

I swear I’ve read somewhere that when Vick was on trial, pretty much the first thing his attorneys told him to do was to lose the cornrows. Maybe Vick is merely using his own experience and clumsily applying it to Kap’s.

We all know that pit bulls are so rare that they definitely demand a $20k price tag so I am sure that is what Boogotti paid for Blitz

there are no prongs on it. Its a fake chain collar. Its not a choker or have prongs.

See, that’s like next-level ransom shit. You can get the money AND no one thinks you’re responsible for the theft!

uhh choke collars are 100% humane mah dude... coming from someone who’s worn one

Damn, you are in the 1% of people who could probably get that on first glance. These are for you:

Is that fuckin’ Boogaloo Shrimp?

I...

You paid someone $20,000 to steal a dog but then you claim it’s someone else’s fault the dog got stolen?

And yet that name may be only the third or fourth wack-est thing in this sordid affair.

Boogotti. Kasino.

If only they had dropped the ball, this gif would be the defining gif of the entire Phillies season.