Idiot, you’re thinking of lesbians.

I already have my email to the FCC drafted in case he chooses to kiss someone on draft day.

I spend most of my days thinking about how I don’t care about Michael Sam.

The idea of that kind of team support makes me a little verklempt. This is a good story.

My take is more along the lines of “I wish this wasn’t news.”

Skip Bayless is already crafting this argument

Agreed. The real story here is that there’s someone out there named My-King Johnson, which is incredible.

Frantz, a sophomore for the Wildcats, joined Arizona freshman My-King Johnson as just second active player, and third overall (Michael Sam)

Fox News is already declaring this a War on Rasmus

He finally saw this and went into witness protection

Wow he rumsprung that on the Rays out of nowhere.

I think the Commish was pissed because I fucking fleeced him in a trade where I gave him David Garrard for.......well, I don’t remember, but I can guarantee you he was better than Garrard.

Unpaid fantasy title is justification to sever ties with friends. It sounds petty over $50, but seriously, pay up, deadbeat.

If I had to guess, I would say that pretty soon we will start hearing a lot of noise and see a lot of hand-wringing over how much money the NFL will lose on streaming, “piracy,” and cord cutting so they can squeeze the players.

It really says a lot that about the character of the Packers’ owners that they have all this money sitting there, yet so many of them still call the farms and outhouses of Wisconsin their homes. A very modest people.

As a fantasy owner who once won the league championship and never received the $50 I was promised, I heartily salute my plucky compatriots and their well-deserved financial windfalls as they strive to make their little hobby as fun and exciting as it can be for everybody! Excelsior, my friends!

Nah, they just extended his deadline so he can add another 6000 words to his thinkpiece on how the lack of pro-rel is the reason Matt Hedges is bad at running.

Bicycle kicked!