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They’re not worth saving until they prove they can pick up a Will blitz.

“The first video of many taking a behind the scenes look at the faith, family and football of the Harbaugh’s [sic].”

is this true, or is this afib?

I just hope that some day therapy will get him to the point where he can change his Twitter handle from IHateJohn and John can change his from IHateJim to IHateJack1 and IHateJack2, respectively

Harbaugh attempts to save self instead of daughter. Fails anyway.

Gotta worry about that selfie stick before checking on your daughters.

Tito is a badass. I’m sure he’ll be back in no time.

Did Andre Roberson punch your puppy or something?

I have no idea. This is one of a million reasons we need to get rid of tipping, pay servers more, and roll everything into slightly more expensive food.

To be fair, it seems like this was a single bottle (which, wtf, you are an idiot if you buy a $500 bottle of any alcohol), so expecting the full 15-20% (depending on location) seems pretty absurd in this case. $12.87* seems like a fine tip for that amount of service.

I don’t get any guaranteed money and I still manage to tip when I go out.

To be fair. The starting QB and RB are the only ones making any fucking money. Everyone else’s guaranteed money is shit when you consider their career is going to last only a few years on average.

WHY’S EVERYBODY GETTING ON THIS ROBERSON KID?

To be fair a generous tip is taking something you have and, despite being under no obligation to do so, giving it to someone else so they can accumulate a higher nightly total at your expense.

They play on non-guaranteed contracts. They should be stingy.

No tippen’ Pippen!

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In contrast to his .8 APG career average, Roberson’s arithmetic shows that he does in fact know how to drop a dime.