When asked specifically about the color of Boise State’s home turf, Briles was similarly emphatic:

.217/.284/.333

If it makes you feel better you've never been able to make a joke

I wonder if Kevin Garnett will call a bald Flip Saunders an “alopecia patient”

Nope. Bostonians deny the existence of the pats cheating like they deny the existence of the letter R

If one driver endorsed Santorum, it would be shit colored and full of Anus symbols

I hate Colin as much as the next guy, but if you’re going to put something like this up, at least do us (and him?) the courtesy of including his explanation. It might be complete and utter BS (likely), but it should still be included, as cutting it off seems pretty cheap.

This is a bit of a tangent, but since the glorious #BobbyJindalIsSoWhite was never discussed on Jez, I think I shall share some of my favorites :

He will make over $8 million for one year of college and he’s not even 22. Don't cry for him. He hasn't been exploited.

Why? Are you signing his checks?

First they write: Price: $3000000, then a little below they write: The Sale Price is 3 Million Euros. Personally I wouldn’t trust much in someone who doesn’t know that every keyboard has the € symbol, even if the difference is only of $346950... not serious... nope, not serious a all.

His agent will get more money with the Clips, right? I suspect he will be cool.

I’m pretty sure even Jesus would be banging her, Russ.

small party, huge disaster. I had about five friends over in my parent’s basement. I was about... 19? 20? Legal drinking age in Canada, at least. Feeling hungry for some McD’s, me and three friends drove to the lone McD’s in town, some 5 minutes away. We left our one friend, Rob, a noted alcohol abuser, alone in the…

So they took University of Maryland uniforms and just tweaked them a little?

I believe it says Lietuva, which is Lithuania in Lithuanian.

She shot him. Read the post dingus.