Shit man. Theres some writers out there who can’t find a job and to them I say this. If Nick Douglas can get paid to write dumb two bit shit like this then so can you.

I knew this.

Tundras are built in Texas, so arguably the most appropriate.

Word. Two weeks ago my bank didn’t bat an eyelash giving me 2.9 @ 60 on a 6 month old TTS.

The guy is prototypical Jalopnik reader, it must be under $10k and have a manual.

240/60/80z

Well assuming the trip meter was reset, we know it can go over 200 miles. Looking at the original high res version it looks to say either 235.5 or 325.5 miles.

They’re still making better time than the professional game studio developing Half-Life 2: Episode 3/HL3....

did you see who we made president or

It’s not that BMW signals don’t work. The blinker fluid service just requires a fill-up with every flick of the turn stalk.

Had all my Christmas lights hooked to these guys this year. I don’t use them all season long but I’ve found at least a few uses throughout the year that make them handy to keep in a drawer. They’re a good buy when on sale.

Had all my Christmas lights hooked to these guys this year. I don’t use them all season long but I’ve found at least…

Crock Pot. I like being able to turn it on and off from work if I want to do a cook time less than the 8 hour timer.

Crock Pot. I like being able to turn it on and off from work if I want to do a cook time less than the 8 hour…

I don’t have one, but I’ve thought about using it for a bathroom heater. Popping out of bed in the winter and going straight into a warm bathroom would be nice.

I don’t have one, but I’ve thought about using it for a bathroom heater. Popping out of bed in the winter and going…

Somehow, some way, this will end the Cowboys season.

I was about to post this. Boston has a nice bike way and it is essential given the way people drive over there. Still I prefer the way they drive over there, like they always have somewhere to be immediatley. As supposed to where I’m at now where nobody is ever in a rush. Sunday driving everyday of the week.

You have come to the right website, my friend: http://kotaku.com/the-12-best-games-for-the-playstation-4-1500350643

Being white makes you an expert on everything. Being white is the fucking tits.

The sound of a poison headcrab is so traumatizing, Valve noted play testers for later games would drop everything they were doing in-game just to find the bastards.

I have zero shame in admitting that WWW was one of my all time favourite movies as a kid and I can still watch it and recite lines from it.

NO SHAME I TELL YOU. NONE. IT WAS GREAT, NO YOU SHUT UP