It's still not over 9,000...

I'll take that, and raise you a raven that'd give Poe nightmares.

When is part 2 coming out? Presumably the funny part?

I demand that time back. >_<

Shame it doesn't have GPS. It'd be a worthy device to run with then.

Cling to that unlimited data plan like it's life itself! I gave up my original unlimited plan on AT&T to switch to a family plan. I thought I'd save money.

"T-Mobile and Sprint promise to meet or beat any other trade-in deal. T-Mobile will also give you an extra $50, if you can find someone that will offer as much as they will. "

Take T-Mobile offer to Sprint, Sprint matches it. Take Sprint offer to T-Mobile. T-Mobile gives you an extra $50. Take new T-Mobile offer to…

I am pretty clearly referring to what it looks like and does.

"...prepare Ayahuasca mixing it with the leaves of DMT..."

Should read: "...prepare Ayahuasca mixing it with Chacruna leaves, which also contain DMT..."

I wonder if it works on Apple's TOS agreements...

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

I believe Sumlin will be the coach of the Dallas Cowboys next year.

TSLA stock!

Don't worry guys, you can totally trust the people that kept deadly infectious diseases in old cardboard boxes in a storage room and forgot about them for decades. They are totally on the ball!

A few videos of some really impressive Connecticut real estate that I've filmed using a 650mm quadcopter and GoPro Hero 3+ Black.

This is my rooftop in Bushwick on Solstice Day:

This is 2 J trains crossing on the Brooklyn side of the WBurg bridge:

In the grand scheme of things, this is obviously not very good at all, but dammit I'm proud of it. This is footage from a ~$80 Monoprice MHD Action Cam duct taped to the bottom of a Parrot AR.Drone 2.0 (which I got for $170). The school you see is Texas A&M.

Check out my scene in Episode 1, Season 2. "Blood Pressure". I'm the creepy, old hotel manager. 22:42 in.

this is funnier.