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$10,000 per seat?  For what amounts to a tablet velcro’d to the back of a chair?

Honestly HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW? lol

In highschool, this lunatic girl attacked me in gym class because she didn’t like my sister (admittedly, my sister was a huge asshole in highschool but we remain nothing alike). We both threw some punches and pulled some hair, it lasted seconds, then we both got suspended and I thought she was a piece of shit. We all…

This reminds me of a 5th grade spelling test debacle. I never had an issue with spelling and I found the tests pretty easy. I found most of my academic endeavors quite easy throughout all of my schooling and even college. It did not serve me well as a young adult though. I was so used to things coming easy to me, so…

Honestly not sure if this is a regret or not. It’s my second year of college, while I was still in a dorm. I woke up from a night of pretty heavy drinking. When I opened my laptop, I found that I’d been attempting to order a carrier pigeon online, and the only reason I didn’t was that I was too drunk to enter my…

Honestly, this makes for a better story. But when you tell it, try this:

In high school (let’s say 10th grade), I dumped my face in a bowl of chocolate pudding in the middle of the school cafeteria so my crush would be too distracted to hear my friend tell him I like him. Yeah....

Sad to see so much grease and oil sludge being dumped into those waterways....

I’m sure in reality he had some underling order all of his gear online (“I don’t know, just get me the most expensive!”), but I do like imagining the guys working at the sporting equipment store laughing behind his back while they convince him he needs to buy everything in sight.

Every picture of Don Jr. smiling it looks like his wife told him she wanted a divorce the second before the picture was taken. 

wait whose new WHUT NOW?

Bless you, Dan. This was a ride!

Technicality. True Gen Xers weren’t having babies in 1992.

Cigarette smokers stink all day long. Honestly even their clothes and cars smell. Nobody knows you vape unless you let them know.

Don’t give in to boomer and Gen X pressure...

I would have chosen any of the many twisted V.C. Andrews books over sportsball ANY DAY.

Over the past twenty years, smoking was basically outlawed in most public spaces. These laws exist because, by far, most smokers didn’t have respect for those around them.  It’s hard to refer to it as “respect” when all you have to do to meet the standard is to not break the law.

I always struggle with the difference between coercion and being clear about what one needs/wants in a relationship. I’m fortunate enough to be in relationships with people who are on the same page as me about non-monogamy, and I dislike drama to the extent that I entirely avoid monogamous people who are ‘willing to…

Awkward for Mila Kunis. I’m guessing Demi’s and Aston’s version of events differ a bit. How much did she know, how much does she want to know?