...except for excessive use of commas.

Everyone should read NDAs carefully! Corporate pigs bought the company I work for and tried to sneak all kinds of super unfair, unrelated bullshit into our NDAs. They said we all had to sign them to keep our jobs. We got a lawyer and toned that shit down, but it cost us 500 each in lawyer fees. So that’s great.

That is depressing and it’s what I tell my friends all the time. If you’re lucky you find a nice well-read widow.

Yeah, Bernie didn’t care about the country either. Real self absorbed that guy was. All about the money and fame.

But he didn’t love his parents, you see. Only Kourtney.

Don’t get mad at me, because I loved her speech and her work. It’s just, I noticed she thanked her chosen family and that made me wonder if she is on the outs with her family of origin. Or was she including them when she said “chosen family,” because, I mean, we still have to choose to have relationships with our…

Huh? How are the paragraphs not related? They have so many of the same words and thoughts.

Ohmygod right? She’s a stereotype of an out-of-touch pretentious North American woman who has no idea she went off in the wrong direction trying to prove herself. (This stereotype usually attributed to white female privilege might be general privilege and cluelessness.) She finally lost me at “Dianetics...and the…

No, she has never given a name, and the more serious incidents didn’t involve her. That’s not to say the rumors are false, but they are far from proven.

I don’t like it either, but don’t call women females if you want them to feel respected for more than their gender.

I cried my ass off watching that scene. I am four months out of a several-year relationship with someone I wanted. ):

No, I think he’s a mutt. Point is, most people seem to like to purchase purebreds now and I don’t like it.

There was a time when people liked dogs that weren’t purebreds.

Eh amazing? As in astonishing? How do you expect a 45-year-old woman to look? This isn’t a closeup or anything.

Now realizing I misread and then repeated your point.

Grease-cutting dish soap like Dawn (which I don’t use on my dishes because I care about the oceans) gets out greasy stains even after they seem to be set.

I’m certain this is exactly the point - this is what it’s come to. But I’m also certain Kim doesn’t realize she’s part of a depressing statement on the shithole our nation has become.

My sister just got a knockoff Roomba for all the dog hair and said it has changed her life.

Huskies are work dogs that require a lot of room to run out their energy. Basically they belong on farms. My housemate got a husky puppy once, and he was a nightmare.

Everyone needs to get a WHITE NOISE MACHINE. I’m certain I’ve added years to my life because of more sleep and less resentment thanks to this little portable thing my ex got me for $20. My neighbors’ dog barks every morning, and now I sleep through it. Sometimes the damn birds’ chirping gets through, so when I really…