“Shall we say” - fucking pig. She was comfortable with her body. Period. “Shall we say” implies there was so much more when there was no more.

That would have been a waste because there’s no way the thief could have run away with that heavy ass bucket.

I would not be surprised if this is the first crime this man has ever committed. I’m not sure I could have resisted either.

I know a lot of people are uncomfortable, or incensed by, this topic, but the trashing of white women recently has been over the top. (That’s not to say these words are as harmful as the policies -and words- that people of color are facing right now.) Seems much of this trashing comes from “woke” white women who are…

Alright calm down.

Don’t throw it away. Bring it to the store and get your money back! Make this company pay as incentive to not cut corners. And who even wants to eat highly perishable food that has preservatives so stores can keep it on the shelf for months at a time?

What a relief to be able to even talk about how Bernie might have had an edge. Jezebel is the anti-Bernie, Hillary-is-bulletproof zone, and they’re making me want to run away from my fellow “leftists.” And I voted for Hill.

But that’s not enough. Trump should have been easy to defeat. I find Hillary totally likeable myself, I’ve gradually made peace with the “super predator” business, and I enthusiastically voted for her on Tuesday, but why must we be in denial about how much baggage she had coming in? Don’t shoot the messenger; the…

Deciding to have kids is like deciding to join the military. I don’t think you’re a hero for signing up, but I sure sympathize with the challenging situation you are in, and you deserve my respect.

For me it came down to a choice of staying with my bf who didn’t want kids or breaking up with him and having one kid alone, which never appealed to me. I left bf and spent two years trying to find someone who wanted kids. That’s fun when you’re around 40. All the while I missed my boyfriend terribly; eventually I…

My complaint is that she didn’t say anything new, funny, or creative about Trump, just the usual putdowns. I wouldn’t boo or walk out over it, but it doesn’t win her any points as a performer. The Hillary stuff was funny though.

AND what she said about politics was funny. Not so much the stuff about Donald being orange (that’s sooo played out and it’s dumb to make fun of people’s looks), but the part about sitting next to Hillary.

Actually no, I was too lazy to check. But wow, impressive. Eh, I’m only saying it sounds like him. I’m an old, so I’m more familiar with his violent past than hers.

Well yeah glad to hear that. I’m only saying it sounds like him, from my limited following of him.

I know Banks has some baggage herself, but this totally sounds like Russell Crowe. There’s an “Altercations” section on his Wikipedia page.

When the diver first emerges, the “Are you okay?” sounds wayyy too calm and casual. I wouldn’t appreciate the dumbass clapping at that moment either. Like, I almost got bitten in half two seconds ago. Please be appropriately morose.

Most disconcerting are Mary J’s hair, giant glasses and clipboard.

Yep. Don’t that beat all? Is Italian spoken anywhere else?

Remember, when that happens, go, “Wait. I’m in Italy...” 

“People think it’s okay to shit on her because they see her as a scripted character instead of a person. She’s a person, not a caricature. Not a character on a tv show. A person.”