It doesn't say the first two things.

Burn the witch!

LOL there was JUST an article on Gawker yesterday about sodomy laws in Louisiana and children and everyone here freaked the fuck out and here we have an adult male forcibly sodomizing a child. Can a legal expert weigh in on how if the laws in question in yesterday's article were or were not changed and Singer did do…

Please adjust to note that in order to earn the average NBA salary you will have to be, on average, black. And that just ain't worth it.

Nothing I enjoy more than taking in a soccer game in Columbus and then going and seeing their local pro baseball, football and basketball teams in action.

When a fellow inmate splits his ass in two it will also be symbolic

Elle said you ladies like forced sex. Please keep that in mind at my trial(s).

I swear to God I had no idea they still existed

I still have a scar from falling while getting a better angle to photography MY favorite animal - the sloth - in 2003. I am responsible. Dax, take your mouse of a wife home and stfu.

Being on the Red Sox can't be THAT painful

This is why we can't have nice things.

The last golf "prodigy" went on to marry a woman most guys would kill for, have a perfect life, and then ruin it all by sticking his dick in a bunch of trash because he's human garbage. Good luck kid.

BOO. I boo you

And then she fucked her fiance

LOL