For the two positions on my ballot where it was Republican or bust, I wrote in the ghosts of RFK and Robert Anton Wilson. Was it a worthless gesture of petty spite? Sure was. Did I enjoy doing it anyway? Sure did.

It’s almost like looking good in a cocktail dress and channeling righteous indignation are not all it takes to have a handle on the issues.

I say this as someone who knows next to nothing about superhero movies, but as a casual viewer, I quite liked that it was set in the past. The action/storyline seemed more character focused and less on gadgets and technology.

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

When I was a young alternative person, it was shameful to like Britney. I’m glad I can love her with abandon now.

I always thought that the reason people think she’s awful is because of some weird lingering resent over her role in breaking up Jen Aniston’s marriage while Brad seems to have escaped that level of disdain. I always found it odd how profoundly that scandal resonated with the public consciousness especially since it’s…

Man, if this had come out when I was in my early 20s when I went through multiple messy relationships/breakups, I would be ALLLLLL about it. It’s such a good Fuck-You-I-Do-What-I-Want-But-I-Still-Kind-Of-Love-You song.

She’s talented of course, but don’t diminish him either.

For whatever reason, there’s been a longstanding difficulty in her relationship with the press that meant her flaws were wildly amplified

Hillary didn’t fucking fail. She beat Trump by nearly three million votes.

There’s nothing better than being an educated woman and being mansplained to because you dare to have more than one interest (fashion, politics)! Can’t possibly be both, I guess! And the kicker? If a woman looks terrible, they’ll tell her to brush up on her fashion. Fuck these men.

I want to. I want to feel schadenfreude so very badly, but the schadenfreude is so shitty when it also affects me...

If men could menstruate, they’d brag about how bloody their periods were and equate masculinity with a heavy flow. If men could menstruate, they’d use it as a reason to ban women from being in combat because only men would know what it’s like like to bleed and suffer.

More like what was she wearing? Maybe she deserved it?

The telling part is that Russia hacked both the RNC and the DNC. They only released the DNC information, which means they are blackmailing the Republicans to get their way. And as we all know Republican priorities are 1) themselves, 2) the party, and 3) the nation.

I’ve been getting some mileage out of this:

“Let’s face it, he’s going to look out for corporations, to make things work for them, to bring jobs back home,” Terry said. “And as things trickle down — as they’re going to because it’s America — the little guy will get something, too.”

Just once, I want to hear something from her that makes objective sense and gives me some idea who she is and why she feels the way she does.

Everything out of her mouth feels like some elaborate simulated chatbot.

That is a very good question that would make an honest woman feel shame. But not Kellyanne, the plucky, gaslighting fascist traitor to her gender. She turns around and shames a teenager for asking it.