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Before or after you’ve murdered everyone at the party for their insipid bougieness

I never knew that blowing up a bathroom was a prank! In that case, i’ve been playing pranks on people for YEARS. Wow.

Additional context: On the Big Brother incident, Gest was in bed, ill, and eventually left the show for health/medical reasons.

No...you aren't like other women...you are like the five year old I nanny who I constantly remind that her potty talk outside of the potty is gross.

I mean, I guess it’s supposed to show off how quirky and fun they are, like “I’m not like other women!” but it’s just... Too much.

I can't. I mean, if I've been holding in a fart, I can choose when to let it out, but I definitely can't like... Summon a fart.

All I could think about during the premier was

I can see a three year old saying something like that, but an adult...

I always want to meet these supposed gay friends. Who are these people who are good friends with people who think denying their existence and civil rights are just different opinions.

Maybe it's a "gay still means happy"-situation?

who are gay and homosexual

Ah the old “gay lifestyle” bullshit coupled with the “I have gay friends”. She should have thrown in the they could change if they wanted so she could have the assbat hattrick.

Once you’ve been white, eh it’s alright.

Unfortunately, people do care. As evidenced by the suite of lobotomy-inducing Kardashian-related shows on television.

Herpetic! Well played.

I’ve heard it said that because of the Kardashians visibility they’ve made dating Black men the “in” and cool thing to do. I’ve heard it argued as such that white women are no longer trophies, and black men are now fashion accesories. “Omg Becky look at my total rapper/athlete boyfriend.”

I mean, everyone in the room really.

I’m willing to bet that Pauly Shore is probably not a good representative of “white men”.