This might be a good time to, yet again, plug: Dr. Tatiana’s Sex Advice to All Creation.

Bigots, uh, find a way

That’s what happened in Jurassic Park.

Nope.

I suspect they won’t be allowed to foster any more kids in the future ...

I feel like their decision to release her name is telling.

It’s also important to note that this isn’t the first time the Pages have waged a custody battle over a foster child that was never supposed to be theirs permanently.

That’s how the facebook statement reads to me too, as though she is property and they are exploiting the imagery of a crying little girl to get what they feel is theirs back. She belongs with her father’s relatives and they should not have obstructed that process.

Child sacrifice was an Aztec thing. Incas had roads. Complex communication via nots. And virgin priestesses. ALL SOUTH AMERICA IS NOT MEXICO.

She is not a toy, she is human.

Yet again illustrating how anyone who uses the phrase “paid by with your tax dollars” sounds like an asshole.

Why would anybody want to be in his will? He’ll probably just leave you with a crap ton worth of crushing debt and maybe a few, freezer burnt steaks.

I’d love to do cocaine on a plane, I could get high and never come down.

Mmhmm! I would have peed on him.

It is a perfect metaphor for Trump.

IKR?
It’s like a New Jersey tourist at Burning Man took a time machine back to be the Blacksmith’s troubled teenage son on Downton Abbey.

There’s an album?

I think crazy to him means a woman he can’t control or one who is “ugly.”

Keep doin what you do, otherwise the terrorists win.

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