It’s a presidential decree.  

And babies live in the mommy’s stomach until they come out.

Do not buy a Traeger.

Do not buy a Traeger.

I don’t give a fuck where their kids go, what does that have to do with them doing their jobs?

rules are not laws.

For 23 cents a day, you too can save the impoverished white kids of America.

So he built a Ridgeline? 

Anyone else enjoying the irony of a successful immigrant stepping up and helping the children of america?

Who are the Congressfolk from Rhode Island? Why did the Chobani guy have to do the right thing? Why weren’t the representatives of the people of Rhode Island calling out the Warwick schools about their dastardly bullshit?

He just looks like a person, that’s all. Why are you people so obsessed with stereotyping looks? Why does it matter that Aubrey Huff has a goatee? These peoples actions are what matters.

OH MY GOD COME ON!!!! Whether Rendon was right or wrong, that was a bullshit ejection. Players have to be allowed to be angry and demonstrative for as long as it takes for the amphetamines to wear off.

Best response to hockey flopping:

I said this on another post, but again, his longevity is ridiculously impressive when you consider the fact that he played at Florida with Corey Brewer & Joakim Noah.

None of Diana’s posts are “TL” and if you “DR” for the love of fuck, don’t comment.

Monte Carlo is the Burberry scarf to Dubai’s Carlsberg-drenched Burberry baseball cap.

Locals say ON

Yeah, you have to watch that one or they’ll get upset.

“son of legendary Tennessee coach Pat Summitt” is doing a lot of lifting in his story.

haha “I SWEAR TO GOD, DUDE I WILL FUCKING LAUNCH YOU”

“Exactly why his ejection seat went off is a mystery.”