Andy Reid would have won 7 super bowls with Aaron Rodgers.  Reid coaches first 56 minutes. Lets Rodgers coach last 4.  Also, eskimo initials. 

This move should help everyone overlook Adrian Peterson admitting he still beats his kids earlier this month.

That is just soooo good.

It probably helps that you’re not in a relationship with Reuben Foster.

so unless you are going to talk about all shitheads, you cannot discuss even one?

This was very good, a well-made doc.

This is a good one Samer. I remember Reeves at OSU -- they went to the Final Four in ‘95. UCLA beat them in the old Seattle Kingdome. Good story with a happy ending. 

When I was in sixth grade, I was singled out by the kids in my class for bullying, on the grounds that I wore Reebok sneakers matched with Nike socks. It stopped when one of the kids reached down to try and pull up my pants and see what my socks looked like, only for me to try and kick him in the face.

He did actually win two of his games where he did drive in either the only runs or most of the Mets runs.

Well, look...he plays in the NL, right? And he pitched in at least 6 innings in all 9 of his losses.

Thank you, Lauren, for pointing out that this isn’t just juicy tea-spilling like the morons posting popcorn gifs in the mentions seem to think — this is a deeply fucked up misogynist with zero self-control lashing out at people because they helped his ex-wife. I hope his ex is screen-capping all of these tweets and…

It’s an ancient English tradition dating back to 2012.

Yes. They take all the jingoism we display in the NFL and condense into a few weeks, and these poppies are the embodiment of it. And just like some people here freak out if a person of color doesn’t stand for the national anthem as a form of protest, some people over there freak out if you don’t wear the poppy as a…

So this is the british version of “DURRRR ENGLAND DURRR” ?

There’s a reason they call it a one-arm bandit.

Pizza is a complete meal in itself. That’s kinda the point.

“From my own experience, Mensa customer service is lacking.”

Let’s not forget that Brian Kelly also helped at least one player escape rape charges.

Whoa, buddy.  Don’t you go bringin’ your basic reading comprehension skills ‘round these parts.

“Carville, for his part, doubled down on his statement on Twitter, promising to provide documented evidence of this ongoing conspiracy...”