I put that there for all the other idiots... I mean all the other people ... who might not have had time to read the whole thing.
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Thus creating the nine-point touchdown. No thanks.
Don’t think of it as risk, think of it as preparation.
True. But back-up QBs get paid a whole lot more.
The best job in professional sports is back-up NFL quarterback. Long career, lots of money, not much risk.
Yes. She said, “You can forget about getting inside these jorts tonight!”
Who got the spot?
Her husband is a lucky man.
These colors don’t run. Sometimes they hide.
I thought he had linemen to protect him.
Around here if you don’t punch people in the face with jokes, they tend not to get them.
Yep. And I dare you to find me a school with a longer history of tone-deaf, which way is the wind blowing, self-satisfied, pompous, hateful little men doing stupid things. I dare you.
If we paid our law enforcement officers properly, they wouldn’t have to moonlight as veterinarians.
Cornhole brings in the big bucks. Ask anyone.
Not quite right. A common misunderstanding. The secret key to getting in a safe space is a pacifier stick in one’s ass. Remember that when the shit goes down. And make sure that pacifier is a big one.
Chillax, my g. Real lax bros would never have a trashy name like Braden. They have first names that are last names. And maybe numbers.
Maybe a hat.
Seems like a lot of teams didn’t appreciate him.
You forgot to mention the Second Amendment.