I like my bigots seen and not heard.

“Gimme a T!”

I guess RPG’s.

4. “You got any sisters at home?”

Shoulda been you, Pete Rose.

That’s a mighty broad brush you’re painting with. Also, making a statement like this about anyone, even if he is not worthy of respect, is really distasteful.

On any given night, I’d say about half of them.

Corn in chili is just wrong.

It’s okay; she’s kosher.

So you would be a law and orders president?

Please comment more often.

We all have heroes. His might just be a lawyer. Goodell’s a lawyer.

It’s hard to show up on time when you have feet of clay.

Meanwhile, Kevin Love congratulates himself for surviving one more day in Cleveland.

I propose the Lady Jameis, as in, “That dude over there just flashed your girlfriend the Lady Jameis. Let’s kick his ass.”

Ponte Vedra shakes its head sadly at your ill-informed Daytona Beach reference.

It’s so hard to find good help these days.

Pussy starts talking tough now that James Harrison is out of town.

Anyone seen Art Briles lately?

That’s the beauty of this thing. Let’s say you’re wandering in the wilderness with your favorite coffee table magazine when nature calls. You don’t even need to put the magazine down. Genius!

That’s the beauty of this thing. Let’s say you’re wandering in the wilderness with your favorite coffee table…