Knee pads and a chastity belt.

I heard one of his teammates choked on greatness.

That’s Tom standing in Ballghazi. Are you happy now, Roger?

So he’s a choker?

Now it’s time for a couple of shots.

Maybe his grandfather is driving it.

And I’m volunteering for the cheeseburgers and chocolate shake part. Teamwork!

I once picked up a Canadian for $250. She heated up nicely.

I once picked up a Canadian for $250. She heated up nicely.

That kid eats and sleeps tennis.

That looks just like my boner-cam.

So the old, “There’s a breaking story in my pants,” line doesn’t work anymore. Noted.

What is wrong with you people? An egg! An egg is always the answer.

Throwing an elbow isn’t very Princetonian. Woody Wilson would have punched him.

She told me she doesn’t mind sharing.

Yes. He denies responsibility.

A great line.

Seconded on the spiedies.

I’m more of an afternoon delight fan myself.

When they got up did you say, “Who’s slinging the mud now, old man?”

Don’t agree about lazy. Seems like Reilly gave us 110%.