Not Butch Jones. Butch Jones, former Tennessee football coach. Any minute now.

Krukow then added, “His doctor should to get him a tapeworm.”

Seems like an excellent way to make a Cuban sandwich.

The favorites.

Well, that’s one way to lose a girlfriend.

That guy looks kind of creepy but at least his dog is cute.

Lighten up, Frances.

Copycats. Everyone knows that JFK did the original Barbara Ann.

Lighten up, Boomer. I guess he can’t take a shot like Fouts.

Same logic as my no-condom birth control strategy. Women instinctively protect themselves by having nothing to do with me.

Did he celebrate with his in-laws?

It’s hard not to blame Cam Newton for this.

Quick, honey ... administer the Budweiser!

Second place: Treadmills.

I’m going back to Cali, Cali, Cali

I know plenty of guys who would pay $12 grand to avoid their ex.

Baby got his Quirmbach.

Soccer balls don’t count!

Know your audience.

“You’re not supposed to hit them?”