This is like having a grizzly bear for a pet. I suppose it could be done but only if you really, really, really know what you are doing and you use them for what they are bred for, but most people don't and most people won't. They will kill people. Here's a link to a well-known case from a while back. http://en.wikiped…

Which one is Collinsworth?

They don't wear hockey helmets anymore?

I'm flattered but that's not really my thing.

This is why I never store my ammo in my ass.

They just wanted them to relocate.

Abort flop! Abort flop!

You left out the question mark.

Czechmate!

Life's cruel tricks - the best nights are the ones you can't remember.

I was expecting a hail of bullets.

First the uniform, then the hair.

"Bill, let's take our next call. Pete from Seattle has a question about jet fuel."

I saw this live. The NFL Network follow-up was like watching a special ed teacher with his two most special students.

My takeaway: I'd like Mona Lisa Vito to rub my balls.

Worth repeating: "His biorhythms oscillating so high, they could deafen a bat."

The Pirates used to have a guy called The Hoover.

Allenby actually changed his story today. He said he had an allergic reaction to the wine, which led to his blackout and his sore anus.

I'd like to thank God for allowing me the opportunity to compete in Round Two of the Ultimate Super Bowl Snack Playoffs.

That's why he's smiling.